But she’ll keep on going…because those campaign dollars ain’t gonna waste themselves…
Well, well, well, what do we have here? It seems that former South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley has suffered a major embarrassment in the Nevada primary. In a stunning turn of events, she was defeated by the “none of these candidates” option on the ballot. How do you lose to an option that literally says “none of these candidates”? That’s like losing a popularity contest to a piece of toast.
But let’s not forget who was missing from the ballot: the one and only Donald J. Trump. It’s no secret that Haley has been trying to position herself as the anti-Trump candidate, but it seems that without Trump on the ballot, her campaign just can’t seem to get any traction. Maybe she should consider changing her slogan to “Haley 2024: We’re the best of the worst!”
Despite Haley’s loss, the Trump-less Nevada primary still managed to provide some entertainment. It’s not every day you get to see a politician lose to an option that essentially says “I’d rather vote for no one than you.” But hey, at least Haley can take solace in the fact that she still has her home state of South Carolina to fall back on. Oh wait, she’s polling behind Trump there too. Ouch… though she doesn’t seem to know this…
In conclusion, Haley’s loss to “none of these candidates” in the Nevada primary is a clear sign that her campaign is in trouble. Without Trump on the ballot, she just can’t seem to gain any momentum. Maybe she should consider changing her strategy, or maybe she should just accept the fact that she’s not the candidate America wants. Either way, it’s clear that Haley’s presidential aspirations are in serious jeopardy.
