Chris “Krispy Kreme” Christie Outperformed By… Protest Votes for Mickey Mouse?

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Weight Watchers poster-child Chris Christie managed to garner just 35 votes, being beat by more than 2:1 by the next contender… “Other.”

Wait…other!? Who is “Other?” I’ve not seen him debate?

No, “Other” is “protest votes” and the like… People who show up and then vote for Bernie Sanders or Mickey Mouse.

And those people out performed ol’ Crisco 2 to 1.

*Snortlaugh*

Chris “Krispy Kreme” Christie Outperformed By… Protest Votes for Mickey Mouse? - The Gadsden Herald
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